You're crazy with crazy!

little-ler:

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..Look, lady, I don’t know how many ways I have to tell you “no” before you get it through your head that I’m not—

…Wait. That guy with the bowtie’s your—?

..Hah. Hahahahahaha.

I changed my mind. I would be absolutely honored to take your hand in marriage—

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—darling wife.

On one condition: You only make me sandwiches when you feel like it. Not out of obligation to me or because I demand one.

SWEET HUSBANDO

will u marry me

miru pls

little-ler:

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You sent this to me at five in the morning.

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Didn’t you hear anything I just said awhile ago?

I really don’t think that you should be making snap decisions like this; I mean, marriage is a pretty serious thing to consider. You’re basically saying you want to be with that person for the rest of your life.

You look like a nice gal; shouldn’t you, I dunno, consider your options? Or something? Instead of being tied down to someone who’s just going to disappoint you?

lays on the floor and cries

binley:

what has gone wrong in my life for me to be putting Kanye West lyrics on drawings……..I did promise a dodgy once-ler pic!

binley:

what has gone wrong in my life for me to be putting Kanye West lyrics on drawings……..
I did promise a dodgy once-ler pic!

little-ler:

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Yes, what a surprise, you didn’t look down far enough.

What-ever. Bye.

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Don’t let the boot hit you on the way out, buddy.

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people making hypocritical posts

miru667:

I oncelerized a screenshot from the latest Korra episode cuz I thought it was hilarious.

miru667:

I oncelerized a screenshot from the latest Korra episode cuz I thought it was hilarious.

catboy!Amy and bun!12 drabble for Oods! Inspired by one of the sketches here. edited by Miru <3333

Summary: Amy turns out to be a very possessive catboy and 12 has an all around bad time.

Rating: PG-13 for furries, dominance, and a little bit of non-con?? I guess?? don’t look at me

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Once-ler’s height and some other stuff

ealm528:

torikabori:

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In front of him are two (assumed) young-ish, white American women. Average height for them is about 5’5”, though there’s a shorter one in the back and they could be wearing heels— let’s play it safe and assume the tops of their heads are around 5’6”.

Oncie is at least a head taller than them. He is about seven and a half heads tall.

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Therefore, (slightly less than) 6.5 Oncie heads = about 5’6”, or 66 inches.

Oncie’s head is therefore a little over ten inches. This makes him 76 inches tall, or… 6’4”.

2012 Once-ler is about six feet and four inches tall. Think about that.

BUT WAIT.

This motherfucker is goddamn PROUD of being huge, so he gets a tophat that is LITERALLY BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD.

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Yeah I’d say that thing adds like a foot, and that’s not even factoring in his fancy new shoes adding half an inch or so.

I read a post somewhere that was saying how Once-ler seems quite aware of his size and is very expressive with his body, particularly his arms and legs— what with the dancing, the guitar, always manhandling the Lorax and the barbaloots, etc. Not sure where the post is, but it’s true— and he’s just as animated when angry.

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He’s also decently strong: sure, it’s cartoon physics, but so far we’ve seen him stand there talking to his mom while a grown-ass man hangs off of him as if it’s nothing, chop down and drag a HUGE tree to where he needed it, hardly seeming to notice the weight of his ax (yeah, you heard that loud thunk when he dropped it on the barbaloot, it’s sold wood and metal), set up a goddamn HOUSE on his own, hold a small-pig-sized pile of orange pudginess at arm’s length as if he’s a pillow, and oh yeah, in a deleted scene he pulled his own wagon FULL OF SHIT for what was implied to be a fairly long distace.

So yeah.

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Almost 7 and a half feet of that shit stomping down the stairs toward me, yelling about how he’s done nothing wrong and making huge, sweeping gestures with those (fairly strong) arms?

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I’d be pretty intimidated too, Lorax.

Kudos to you for wanting to fuck with this guy at all.

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Damn.

For those raised with the metric system (like me):

Average woman + heels = 1.65m ( that’s me without shoes xD )

Once-ler’s height = 1.93m

Once-ler + hat = 2.23m

Remember these are all calculations with the naked eye and averages.

when people use 12’s stupid food puns